You were right. It hurts to walk today.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
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