Quick, to the slutcave!
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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