Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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