She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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