I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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