Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
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Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
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wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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