their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
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I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
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He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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