what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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