wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
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He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
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Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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