SEEEEXXX PLEASE
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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