I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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