anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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