Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
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walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
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Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
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