she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
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No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
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but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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