Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
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I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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