i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
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FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
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I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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