i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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