But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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