I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
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thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
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so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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