do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
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He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
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Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.