Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
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The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
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Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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