THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
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When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
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Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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