O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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