No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
He is an equal opportunity slut.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Of course I have a pirate flag
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
His nipple licking is glorious
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