I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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