We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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