is your mom at the bar?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
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im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
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I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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