and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
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You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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