i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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