Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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