That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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