oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
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we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
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He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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