btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
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I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
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I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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