i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
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You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
The uberlube is also flammable
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
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You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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