I am puke
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
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he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
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lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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