But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
he fucked my hip out of place.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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