Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
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the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
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YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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