i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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