just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
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just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
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Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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