Me. At least after what I've been through.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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