I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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