i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
She just used a chaser for red wine.
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He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
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You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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