Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
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I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
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Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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