Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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