It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
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Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
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And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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