thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
My cat gives me a boner
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
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who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
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I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
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