Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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