I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
