Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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