I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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