if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
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Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
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Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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