didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Randomize
