awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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