On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
you would pick up someone in the library
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
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For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
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No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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